It's done! We're done! You're done! I'm DONE!

I have learned over the four months since my engagement that there are TV shows all about weddings. I'd never seen any of these shows. In fact, I didn't even know that most of them existed (Say Yes to the Dress? My Fair Wedding? who knew?). Did you know that there's a whole TV show dedicated to... wait for it... wedding cake. I'm serious. To quote Steve Martin in Father of the Bride, "a cake is made of flour and water," but this is the stuff of a 30-minute show.

And yet again, I have this mocking tone when I talk about this stuff, as if I'm so far above it. Surely I would never get SO wrapped up in my wedding that I would have to watch TV shows about it (nevermind the magazines and websites and the many invitations to talk about it). But alas, since I got engaged, for some weird reason, I have started watching the trashiest of them all . . .

BRIDEZILLAS!

This show is just revolting. They found the brattiest, most horrible engaged women in the United States [what moron proposed to them?!] and put a camera in front of these women. These women are rude, ungrateful, and tacky. They completely disregard their budgets and cry a lot. They love to stick their bitchy hands in people's faces and announce, "I'm DONE!"

But . . .

I'm hooked. This trainwreck is just too awful to stop watching.

P.S. My wedding is one year from tomorrow!!